My winter holiday would be epic for sure and I’m looking forward to it.(Like everyone else) I’ll go back to Taiwan and have a enjoyable time because I know that my cousins also have a break and can accompany me. We’ll do our usual thing, play on XBOX 360 and computers and eat out in restaurants that have awesome foods. Or if we are too busy playing games I’ll take money and go to 7-ELEVEN to buy foods like noodles, rice curry, beef or whatsoever they sell over there.(Yes, at Taiwan 7-ELEVEN sell foods and they are really good) Anyways, there would be new XBOX 360 discs my cousin bought like WWE12. We’ll have a knockout time playing those, but of course we can’t stay indoors forever so every morning like at 7 or something (A time when the sun isn’t too bright)we’ll grab a basketball and go play for like two hours or something. After that we can buy Slurpee’s at 7-ELEVEN to cool off. But this isn’t the highlight of my holiday, sure I’m going to have fun playing video games with my cousins but there is this one event that is shocking. My bigger cousin (27) is getting married! Now you’ll probably think it’s boring but I love my cousins on my mom side of the family, they are so fun and nice to me. (Excluding the 7-year old one) And I got introduced to the game Batman: Arkham Aslyum which results to my addiction to Batman: Arkham City by the cousin that’s getting married. 5 more days till my brain goes kerplunk… I can handle it!
Anchor man: Hello and good morning, have you ever ate a fried chicken with chili powder? If you haven’t, then you have no life, unless you’re an vegetarian so I’ll make an exception. But right now let’s get back to the topic, NYC is attacked by evil chickens and they are eating NewYorkers alive by pecking and stuff. Spiderman is killed and Captain America is making his final attempt to stop the apocalypse! The peoples are desperate and taking shotguns and pitchforks to end the assault. Let’s go to reporter Jennifer and get more detailed explanations, get ready Jeff!
Jennifer: Right now the streets of New York is filled with chaos and Obama has called in airstrikes and S.W.A.T teams and stuff to fend off the chickens. Spiderman is dead and Captain America is on the edge of exhaustion, will America preserve or raze? The question is; who is the man behind the scene, and what will he do next? Have a nice day.
What will you do if some zombie knocks on your door and assaults you with a bloody hand? Well this is what you should do, firsly, you hafta scream like a pig and cry for mommy, but of course at this time she is dead!(Your dad is dead too, keep that in your mind) So then you should run to the kitchen, take a machete, and go into Jason Vorhees mode. Hack, slice, smash, cut and run!!! I mean you’ve ever played Left for Dead while holding an axe? Let me tell you this, you ain’t invincible witht he axe so you should expect some super mutant-ish zombie will jump on you any seconds soon! So you have to run from time to time. It’s in the movies, it’s in the games, it’s in everything, it’s logical. I mean every single time a person tries to kill every zombie, he or she ends up either sinking to the ground because of a zombie or being killed from behind. So the master tip: RUN! But if you have like a bag of sun lights and another bag of super-seeds you probably can hide in a little house and have the plants fight for you. So you’ll need a Winter Melonpult, a Cob Cannon, a few Potato Mines and maybe just a little pumpkins for your defense. A few Umbrellas or Gloom-Shroom and Spike-rocks can help you a lot too! By the way, you’ll need MANY Double Sunflower to kill ALL the wretched zombies!
Morning before school? Well apparently, I don’t do very much in the morning, most of my activity is… uh… sleep. So just to let you know, I live really far away from school, like near the airports so I need to wake up early so I won’t be late, so basically I wake up at 5:40 p.m or sometimes 6:00. I do the usual thing, I take a really quick shower, get dressed in school clothes. My usual breakfast is the traditional Taiwanese breakfast, it has eggs in it but I seriously don’t know how to say it in English. After that I’ll brush my teeth and pack up my things. Please note that it’s already 6:40 and I leave in my car at about 6:50. (You’re probably wondering how I memorize all this stuff, well it’s been like this FOREVER and I kind of got used to it) In my car, I do the natural thing, I go to sleep. But I thought sleeping while sitting is pretty hard but I guess I got used to it when I was young. *Snore~ (Ha ha just kidding I don’t snore)
I woke up in the morning with that stupid sour taste in my mouth, I looked at my watch, it said 6:30. Then you know what I did next? Well I did the obvious thing if you think it’s too early, I went back to sleep. Then right about at 10:00 or something I got up and got myself omelet so i don’t get hungry when it’s time for.. showdown. (Starcraft 2 battle!) I played… then played more… until I finally beaten Strawberry_Lova (A player) in a 1 against 1 battle. It was then 11 o’ clock after the game, I guess my eyes really hurts because just then I stopped playing. I looked at some books for my 40 book challenge and finished I Left My Sneakers In Dimension X. The book was okay, because I haven’t read my first book so then I didn’t really know what they’re talking about, I’m trying yo find the first book so I can enjoy. Well then after I finished the Dimension X thing I bought this sandwich thing to be my lunch. It was actually pretty good, hotdog and ham mixed with this sauce that’s like totally awesome. Then I took out a DVD (The Zoo Keeper) to start watching it. All the way until 2:00 I was enjoying my movie until my mom ruined my perfect having fun streak by saying three words. “Do your homework.” Yep, the ugliest three words I can find in a dictionary, after that I did my homework all the way until I had to eat my dinner at six. Then I booted up Prototype to to finish my missions that haven’t been completed yet. I guess this Sunday has been awesome since I spent less time on the homework, I really enjoyed it.
You probably don’t know what I’m writing about, but right now I’d trying to think of a virus name because that’s what Ms. McKinnon told us to do so… yeah. But then I don’t actually know what to name it, ’cause right now I’m in the thinking mode. A lot of people in my class wants to call it lame names like Steve, Bob, Charlie and all that GARBAGE. I mean the teacher told us to name it something vicious so I’ll just do that, so just let me think for a few moments so don’t nag me just in case I forget… (Silence) Okay, I got a list of horrible names. Hear this; Alexander the Evil? (Naw, Mr. Alexander is going to kill me) Or the Triceratops? (Stupid dinosaur name) Jason Vorhees? (Nope, too awesome for a virus) Ooh I got it! Let’s name it Freddy Kruger, if you’ve ever watched Nightmare on Elm Street, the burned face of that man enough to turn you into a Spongebob that’s afraid of the dark. Ever watched that episode? Spongebob is so afraid of the dark he turned his house into a light-pineapple, very ironic I know. I mean as long as there is a teensy weensy dark he’ll cover it with a light bulb. (Yes you’re probably wondering, “even in the dark pit of doom in the toilet?”) But then, sorry to disappoint you, the answer is yes.
What if a boy mummy sees a girl mummy? Well I’ll tell you what happens, first the boy mummy recoil in disgust at the sight of the girl mummy. (Hey, wait a moment, since typing boy mummy and girl mummy takes a lot of my precious time, I’ll just call them BM and Gm okay? Stop whining, and be quiet, or the boogie monster will decorate my room with your entrails.) Okay then, the boy would take out a chainsaw from the afterlife and VROOOOOM!!!!! tries to run the mummy over, but his attempts is futile because the GM used Captain America’s shield to block, and everyone knows the shield is like as hard as diamond or something like that. (Oh, just in case your wondering why they have all these abilities, I’ll tell you why. I mean have you ever watched the Tom and Jerry Tale? Tom could pull out hammers from his skin so why can’t zombies? Now be quiet and listen.) After GM blocks the blow of the chainsaw, she jumps up and uses the roundhouse kick to WHAM! knock out the BM. But recovery is quick to the BM, after he finds his footing he takes out a mini gun to practically tear out the shield, you know why the mini gun is so awesome? ‘Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger used that same mini gun in the Terminator 2, plus it shoots out laser so I’m not surprised. BM then used uppercut to knock the GM down, but right after that she flips backward and uses China Lake to practically blows the BM up. But that was a fake balloon mummy she blew up, the real BM is right behind and uses a lightsaber to cut her apart, but while half her body is in the air, she uses RKO to finish the BM. The End.
“Oh no! I’ve just lost my mom, what should I do?” Thought six year-old Timmy after a giant wave of doom engulfed her, muffling the cries of terror. “Timmy! Be sure to brush your teeth!” Was her last words and Timmy swore to respect it but he doesn’t know if he would survive to actually do it. Timmy was thrown around like a rag doll by the waves until he lost consciousness. When he opened his eyes, he’s still drifting on the air tube and is both thirsty and hungry. He remembered of his dead mom and start bawling until he couldn’t cry anymore. Timmy doesn’t know what to do because.. well… in the horizon there’s water and more water. (Let’s just say that there is a endless supply of water around Timmy, I could have said more water like a thousand times but you wouldn’t want me doing that wouldn’t you? Because that would be downright annoying) It was like 3 hours of floating and fear of sharks that almost drove Timmy to the edge of insanity when a boat came into view, it was already night and there’s no light on the boat, so it made it eerie, but Timmy is willing to even give away his gumball machine to get on that ship. To him, being on ship=safe, safe=no more floating, No more floating=awesome! But to his surprise there are no burly men with tons of chest hair shouting to help a random six year old, in fact, there is not a single living soul in sight, and that is enough to give you… the shivers. It took awhile to realize that this is the boat Timmy used to be on, ’cause he could see the pretty mermaid head at the bow of the ship, and then… a metal door suddenly opened real slowly… when out stepped A CREATURE OF DOOM THAT EATS CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST FROM THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!! Scared you didn’t I? Yeah I know I did so stop whimpering like a baby, alright back to the point. Actually no door opened and there is no demon… what! You thought that this is some fantasy? You insane muck! Get away from my realistic fiction and read Cinderella! What… fine! You crazy people want fantasy? I’ll give you that! Then some UFO from Planet X swooped down and had Timmy for a specimen, he got ripped apart like a duck and got killed. The End. Very ironic I know, now go to sleep before you think of it too much and get nightmares, shoo shoo.
Oh man, my friends would flip if I really had a million dollars! Unfortunately, this is just a writing so it isn’t true… well at least for NOW. Well firstly I’ll buy a personal villa with really high security so not even the best burglars could come in and steal my stuff ’cause there would by high voltage electric wires and a police dog named Spike or Flower and Daisies, I don’t know just whatever. Well then I’m going to buy a Ferrari P45 Pinin Farina, or a Pagani FX Roadster because Pagani and Ferrari are the two car brand that i really admire. I’ll also need a private jet ’cause then no one can steal my bathroom just because they’re son need to go really desperately. (Mwahahahahaha) Well then I’m not always so evil, just to be a Mr. Nice Guy I’m going to donate money to famous charities and all that. My room wold be fully packed with computer and XBOX360 games, also a gaming glow in the dark SPENCER keyboard with a huge computer screen and the latest computer monitor. (Kinda like Iron man) Well I’m sort of out of ideas because I’ve said everything I want… so I guess it’s over.