My Blagabber
Have you ever woken up from an awesome dream yet you can’t remember any of it? Have you ever wanted to enjoy a dream with a friend? Well now there is the Blagabber! What is a Blaggaber you might ask? Well it’s a device where you can record your dreams (and nightmares) and you can watch them on a monitor attached. It was invented on March 17, 3010 by Professor Taylor Di-Castillo. It’s simple to use and the results are absolutely amazing! It’s solar-powered so you could leave it near a window in the morning and use it at night. Just before you go to sleep, you put on the headset (which is cushy and soft). When you dream, the receptors in the headset send out a sonic wave that enters your ears and bounces off the part of your brain that visualizes the dream. As you know, your brain has wrinkles on it, so the sonic wave molds into the shape of the wrinkles of your brain, which then travels back through the extendable cord that leads to the Blagabber. The Blaggaber sorts out your dreams into two compartments, dreams and nightmares. It knows which is which by looking at your stress level when you are sleeping. Inside the Blagabber, there is a sound decoder that translates the sonic wave imprint into a video. It then records it into the Blagabber database. When you wake up, you can “re-dream” your dreams/nightmares by selecting a dream on the monitor on the side of the Blagabber and putting on the headset. Sleepovers? Dream a dream with your friend(s) by adding more headsets. The machine automatically sends the data to your and their brains. You could also delete any embarrasing dreams or nightmares by pressing the delete button on the touch screen. Scrolling through your dreams could be a really fun way to remember memories when you are older. It’s easy, fast, and could change your life forever! Remember, this product is only available to those who could afford it (very few people). Enjoy!
