This is the last time, I promise.
I gave James a piece of candy. He looked at me suspiciously as though I was giving him poison.
“This is the last time, promise,” I said. But in my mind, I knew I was joking.
“You better not,” warned James.
“Of course not,” I said.
So, during break, I placed ketchup and chili packets under the toilet lift bowl thing. I also knew that he would eat things I gave if it looked good. So I found an expired piece of candy that I knew he would eat. I gave it to him and he ate it. Since the candy was five-year expired, I knew he would need to go to the toilet within five minutes. I waited there waiting for the effect to take place. The next five minutes, he ran for the toilet.
I ran after him just to see the reactions. I saw he already locked his stall and I was giggling. The moment he sat down, I heard two things. The explosion of diarrhea which was like plurrrr, and another which were the ketchup and chili packets. I knew that he couldn’t get out of his seat because he was already releasing the diarrhea, but then, there were ketchup all over his pants, and legs. I started laughing hysterically which filled the whole toilet with echoes of my laughter.
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!” he yelled. I said earlier that he couldn’t get out of his seat so I kept laughing.
I knew James would try to take revenge so I went to class. I had tears in my eyes and was laughing at the same time, making people think I was crazy. After almost 30 minutes of class, the principal entered the room and signalled me to go out. Then I apologized to James and what not and continued the day as usual. Except this time, with a broken nose.
I was the only one alive.
I was the only one alive. There were originally 10 of us that were being tested, but some reason, I was the only one. It was an experiment to see if humans could be buffed up using chemicals.
I was in this room, only with a bed, and it was actually quite well lit. It was very boring in this room, especially with nothing to do and scary too, since all other 9 of my friends have died. With nothing to do, I decided that I would just fall asleep. However, a voice suddenly came out of nowhere.
“Get up and get ready!” it yelled.
I stood up immediately waiting to see what would happen next. Then, the door was unlocked as a man in military uniform walked in. He examined me then turned back for another man that was holding a gun. He took it, looked at it, then aimed it at me. By instinct, I ran under the bed right away. However, he was too fast and went on the floor and shot me. I thought I was suppose to be in pain, which I admit I felt a little bit, but it didn’t seem to stop me from moving my body normally. I ran out of the bed and somehow managed to grab the gun before the guy got a chance to shoot. I kneed him, grabbed the gun and was about to shoot him when suddenly, someone shouted, “STOP!”
I looked at the man who shouted. He was another man in military uniform. “Let me show you something,” he said. I didn’t know whether to follow him or not. With a gun, I had an advantage so I brought it along. We walked for at least 30 minutes until reaching what seems like a door.
“As survivor of the experiment, you are now our only hope in saving the world,” he said.
I was confused. Me? Saving the world? I didn’t really understand.
“What’s going on,” I demanded.
“See for yourself,” he replied.
As he opened the door, I saw horror. The world I was seeing now was a whole new world. There was smoke everywhere, with fires spreading over the place. I looked up in the sky and saw fighter jets, soaring through the sky. I stepped out and wondered, What happened?
“I know you have lots of questions. But as I mentioned earlier, you’re the only hope in saving our world.”
I knew what I had to do.
One night, three words, never returned.
One night, three words, never returned. Jack’s wife, Jane, had just disappeared, leaving only three word behind in the early morning of April 1st after suddenly leaving. Those three words were “see you soon.” He had no idea what that meant but he decided not to call the cops since he did abuse his wife a little bit. He would be charged with abuse and possibly murder since she was missing. He decided that he would just try to find his wife by himself. So he thought about where would she go. He decided that he would go to the church to find her since she was christian. He went to the church she usually went to and did not find her.
“What are you searching for?” asked the priest.
“Oh, nothing. Just wondered if Jane was here,” Jack said.
“Ah, she’s not here,” the priest replied.
And so he went out the church and thought for a moment. Where would she go? he thought. Then he decided that he would go to possibly, the bar to find her. So he went there and decided to ask the bartender.
“Have you seen Jane?” he asked.
“Nope,” he replied.
Then he exited the bar and decided that he couldn’t do anything but to return home. When he went back home, he decided whether or not to call the cops or not. He fought with this decision until night when he finally decided that he would call the cops and notify them that she was missing. When he was approaching the phone, someone yelled, “Happy April Fool’s Day!”
He looked behind him and saw his wife.